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    Default Bikers

    A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a woman about to jump off a bridge, so they stopped.

    The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says,
    "What are you doing?"

    "I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

    While he didn't want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity either, so he asked... "Well, before
    you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

    So she does... And it was a long, deep, lingering kiss.

    After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I've ever had! That's a real talent you are wasting. You could
    be famous. Why in the world would you want to commit suicide?"

    "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl........".

    The authorities think she may have been pushed
    Driving vauxhall,s for 30 + years
    and still loving it

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    Lol

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    Good one Bob, beat me to it
    3.2 v6 Signum and loving it

    http://www.freewebs.com/johnsdutton/

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    fpmsl

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    Lmao!!!

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    very good indeed!!!

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