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    A woman on her deathbed called her husband and asked him to open a box from under the bed. Inside he found 3 eggs and £7000 in cash.

    "What's the eggs for?" Asks the husband.

    She replied "every time we had crap sex I would put an egg in the box."

    "Not bad" says the husband, "3 eggs in 35 years." "And the cash?" he asks.

    "Every time I got a dozen i sold them" replied his wife.

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