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    Timely, as my stepdaughter, a nurse, just posted on Facebook how embarrassed she was today when her grandmother asked her adviice on these......apparently she also wanted to know how gay people have sex, glad she didn't ask me!

    Little Ole Lady in a Sex Shop****

    The next time you see a little old lady with shaky hands, you'll remember this story.****

    A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop.****

    Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk: ****

    'Dddooo youuuu hhhave dddddiilllldosss? '****

    The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: 'Yes we do have dildos.****

    Actually we carry many different models.' ****

    The old lady then asks: 'Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryyaaa pppinkk onnee, tttenn**** inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss ththiickk... aaand rrunns by bbaatteries? ****

    The clerk responds, 'Yes we do.'****

    She asks: ' Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ssunoooffab***** offffff?****

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    very good. lol.

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    Love looking through these jokes for a bit of a cheer up

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