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    lol

    How come some did not get it?

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    Bloke comes home and gives his wife some flowers.

    "I suppose you'll want me on my back with my legs in the air now" she enquired?

    "Why?" says hubby, "haven't we got a vase?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave View Post
    Bloke comes home and gives his wife some flowers.

    "I suppose you'll want me on my back with my legs in the air now" she enquired?

    "Why?" says hubby, "haven't we got a vase?"


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    Quote Originally Posted by weeneil View Post
    i went to the florist today and asked for a bunch of flowers for my wife. The florist replied "yes sir what is it your after". I replied "my hole"
    Surely it would be her hole that you're after, not yours?

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    I though it was a fair swap:-

    bunch of flowers for the wife!!!

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    I though it was a fair swap:-

    bunch of flowers for the wife!!!

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