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    Default Little funny (ish)

    Bobby & Peter are in the pub talking about their sex lives.

    Bobby boasts.."The wife & me go at it like rabbits every night"

    "you lucky twit" replied Peter "I only get it once a month and call it the Bruce Lee night"

    "why the flip do you call it that" asks Bobby

    Peter replies "cause its the night I enter the dragon"

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    i used to call my ex's mother ,

    " The Dragon "

    And i wouldn't wanna enter her

    erghhhh !!!

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    he he he nice joke.

    Will use that one when im back at work tomorrow, cheers

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    lol

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    My ex- outlaw was called Verna, but when I type it out, it always spells Vermin??

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    I like the expression... 'It's a bit Bruce Lee out tonight'.... meaning, 'there's a nasty nip in the air'!... I shouldn't really!!!

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    nah- you shouldn't......


    Nip

    (U.S. and UK) A derogatory term for someone of Japanese descent (shortened version of Nipponese, from Japanese name for Japan, Nippon)

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    Quote Originally Posted by FLOB View Post
    nah- you shouldn't......


    Nip

    (U.S. and UK) A derogatory term for someone of Japanese descent (shortened version of Nipponese, from Japanese name for Japan, Nippon)
    But Bruce lee , was not Japanese
    he was Chinese? so that donít even make sense!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by stuwieb View Post
    But Bruce lee , was not Japanese
    he was Chinese? so that donít even make sense!?
    I think thats the point.....

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    Some names have been changed to protect the feelings of some of our more sensitive members [/QUOTE]


    Why??

    If people cannot take a joke, surely they should avert from reading the Comedy and Humour section?!

    The funnies i find on here help me get through a very hard days work, lighten up people!

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