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    Truth and...no underwear


    SIMPLE TRUTH 1
    Partners help each other undress before sex.
    However after sex, they always dress on their own.
    Moral of the story:
    In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.



    SIMPLE TRUTH 2
    When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and saying
    "congrats".
    But, none of them come and touch the man's ***** and say "Good job".
    Moral of the story:
    "Hard work is never appreciated”



    No Underwear - Makes Sense to Me
    A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed his grandfather
    sitting on the porch in the rocking chair wearing only a shirt, with
    nothing on from the waist down.
    'Grandpa, what are you doing? Your weenie is out in the wind for
    everyone to see!' he exclaimed.
    The old man looked off in the distance without answering.
    'Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below
    the waist?' he asked again.
    The old man slowly looked at him and said,
    'Well....last week I sat out here with no shirt on and I got a stiff
    neck. This is your grandma's idea.'
    Driving vauxhall,s for 30 + years
    and still loving it

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