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    Paddy was telling Mick about his first sky dive.
    When I got to the door I couldn't jump.
    So the 6ft 7” black instructor unzips his fly & drops out his 10 inch donger.
    & says if you don't jump you're going to get this baby up your arse !......
    Mick asks "Did you jump?".
    Paddy replies "A little bit when it first went in".



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    oh my.....

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    I know here we go again.
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    More discrimination cloaked as humour- posted by a halfwitt.

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    Oh dear you are a torn faced git.

    Tell you what I will pm admin and ask them to change it to Jock and Tam the Scottish sky divers, and instead of black we will just make the instuctor a big guy. Oh no hold on a minute what happens if we upset small people or women or should that be ladies. Damn I forgot about the Welsh and the English, hope I did not annoy them.

    I may be a halfwit then again maybe not, but I do have a sense of humour unlike yourself. Don't you think that it is stange you are the only person on this site who seems to take offence

    My last word on this subject is go get a life, and start worrying about more important things than a joke.
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    Quality, I like it!
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    loving it................................keep them comming

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    Some folk take it personally for some reason,... very funny tho,.. I liked it!

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    It's like we have our very own PC brigade!
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    Lol considering some particular people take offence to these jokes they certainly seem keen enough on reading them...

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