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    Default Politically incorrect joke (Welsh sheep farming !!!).

    A man in Wales buys several sheep hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant and phones a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination.

    The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that the sheep will stop standing around and
    instead will lie down and wallow in the grass.

    The man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep himself. So he loads the sheep into his Land Rover, drives them out into the woods, has sex
    with them all, brings them back and goes to bed.

    Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing they are all still standing around, he deduces that the first try didn't take so loads them in the Land Rover again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back and goes to bed exhausted.

    Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing around.

    "Try again" he tells himself and proceeds to load them up again, does his thing, drives home and falls listlessly into bed.

    The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look out of the window. He asks his wife to look and tell him if the sheep are lying in the grass.

    "No" she says "they're all in the Land Rover and one of them is beeping the horn






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