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    Two businessmen in London were sitting down for a break in their "soon-to-be" new Oxfrod Street store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.

    One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some old bod is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and
    ask what we're selling."

    No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious senior citizen walked to the window, had a peek, and
    in a soft voice asked, "What are you sellin' here?"

    One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling ass-holes."

    Without skipping a beat the old timer said, "Must be doing well...Only two left."

    Moral: DON'T MESS WITH OLD PEOPLE

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    Brilliant

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    Haha like that

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