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    A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin.
    Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.
    On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her
    husband undresses in the darkness.
    He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring.
    'My darring,' he whispers, 'I know dis you firss time and you berry
    flighten. I plomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting -
    juss anyting you want. You juss ask. Whatchu want?' he says, trying to
    sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.
    A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for
    her request.
    She eventually shyly whispers back, 'I want to try something I have
    hear about from odda girls.... Numbaa 69.'
    More thoughtful silence from him. Eventually,in a puzzled tone he asks her....
    'You want....... garlic chicken wif snow peas?
    3.2 v6 Signum and loving it

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    Ilmao

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    like the accents, cant read it without trying to sound chinese myself.

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    Racist.... Lol

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    Haha Love it

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    good one
    Driving vauxhall,s for 30 + years
    and still loving it

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