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    Default Highway Code

    This morning on the motorway,
    I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 75Mph

    With her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner !

    I looked away for a couple seconds !

    And when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, and still working on that makeup !

    As a man, I don't scare easily.

    But she scared me so much;

    I dropped my electric shaver,

    Which knocked the meat pie out of my other hand.

    In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel,

    It knocked my mobile phone away from my ear

    Which fell into the coffee between my legs,

    Splashed and burned 'Big Jim and the Twins', ruined the phone, soaked my trousers,

    And disconnected an important call.

    ****** women drivers !!
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    Haha love it

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    wergfergergwerg

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    BUT everything was going fine until the woman veered into your lane? Yes I agree ' 'women drivers'..


    Or is this joke sexist?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ste View Post
    Or is this joke sexist?
    OMG sexist














    (jk see paddy thread)

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    I deliberately omitted to state the race of either the man or the women for fear of offending. As it is I think I've covered just about all of the population by the above stereotypes

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