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    Default Blonde Joke

    A bloke in a pub is saying loudly that he can tell a girls date of birth by feeling her chests.
    The Blonde Barmaid (who loves the only way is Essex) looks at him and says "Your talking rubbish again".

    But the man insists that what he is saying is true.

    "Right", says the Blonde Barmaid (who's name might be Jasmine, BTW)
    "prove it".
    So the bloke walks behind her gets hold of her chests and starting feeling them much to the amusement of the crowd, which may, or may not, include me.

    After a minute or so she says "OK, thats enough, now tell me when I was born, smartar5e"


    Yesterday, the bloke says.

    BTW, tried this on the wife. It works well up to, but not including, the punchline.

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    I tried this on the wife too. Didn't go down too well mind, and now her husband is sending me nasty messages on Facebook.
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    Haha like that one.

    Might try it as a chat up line?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GARY3306 View Post
    I tried this on the wife too. Didn't go down too well mind, and now her husband is sending me nasty messages on Facebook.

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    Ha ha like it

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    Just seen you in Asda. Looking at clothes. Does your other 'arf know?
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    Quote Originally Posted by GARY3306 View Post
    Just seen you in Asda. Looking at clothes. Does your other 'arf know?
    Ha ha thought it was you! see you all the time.... not that I'm stalking you or anything

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    Quote Originally Posted by nicj View Post
    Ha ha thought it was you! see you all the time.... not that I'm stalking you or anything
    Damn.....err I mean no, course not
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    Quote Originally Posted by GARY3306 View Post
    Damn.....err I mean no, course not
    Haha

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    Do you live in Ash now then?
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