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    One morning an Englishmanis having breakfast in Paris, (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and marmalade) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum, sits down next to him. TheEnglishman ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation..

    Frenchman: 'YouEnglish eat the whole bread?'

    Englishman (in a bad mood): 'Of course.'

    Frenchman (after blowing a huge bubble): 'We don't. In France , we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to England ...'
    The Frenchman has a smirk on his face.

    The Englishman listens in silence.

    The Frenchman persists: 'Do you eat marmalade
    withyour bread?'

    Englishman: 'Of course.'

    Frenchman (cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and chuckling): 'We don't. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into marmalade, and sell the marmalade
    to England.'

    After a moment of silence, the Englishmanasks: 'Do you have sex in France ?'

    Frenchman: 'Why of course we do', he says with a big smirk.

    Englishman: 'And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?'

    Frenchman: 'We throw them away, of course.'

    Englishman: 'We don't. In England we put them into a container, melt them down and recycle them into bubble-gum, and sell it to France.'


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    I know someone used to be married to a frenchman that would love this joke!

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    boom! boom! lol

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