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    Default Blond joke

    *You might have to think twice about this one. *

    *A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip
    Of her index finger shot off. 'How did this happen?' the emergency
    Room doctor asked her.

    'Well, I was trying to commit suicide,' the blonde replied.

    'What?' sputtered the doctor. 'You tried to commit suicide by shooting
    Off your finger?'

    'No, Silly' the blonde said. 'First I put the gun to my chest, &
    Then I thought, 'I just paid $6, 000.00 for these implants...

    I'm not shooting myself in the chest.'

    'So then?' asked the doctor.

    'Then I put the gun in my mouth, & I thought, 'I just paid $3,000.00
    To get my teeth straightened I'm not shooting myself in the mouth.'

    'So then?'

    'Then I put the gun to my ear, & I thought: 'This is going to make a
    Loud noise. So I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the
    Trigger.


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    nice one

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    Didn't need to think about it................


    Even so it still deserves a

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    i got it, about 20 mins after reading it

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    Nice one
    3.2 v6 Signum and loving it

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