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    Default Down on the farm

    A boy that lives on a farm is awakened by his mother early in the morning on the weekend.
    She tells him he won't get breakfast until he does his chores.
    One of his chores involves feeding all the animals.
    While he was feeding the animals he takes out his aggression on some of them. He kicks a chicken, a cow, and a pig.
    When he finished his chores his mother just gives him a bowl of dry cereal. When he asks why, his mother tells him that he didn't get any milk because he kicked the cow. He didn't get any eggs because he kicked the chicken and he didn't get bacon because he kicked the pig.
    Right then his father comes in and kicks the cat. The boy looks at his mother and says "Would you like to tell him or should I?"

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    A "city-boy" ventured out and bought himself a farm-house.
    He needed some animals for the farm and inquired at the neighbour's place.
    The old farmer agreed to sell some animals and the two walked through the yard.
    The city-boy pointed and asked, "What kind of animal is that?"
    "Well," said the farmer, "that is a c0ck, which you city folks call a rooster."
    "Ok, I'll take one of them," said the city boy. He pointed to another animal, and the farmer told him, "That one is a pullet, or what you call a chicken."
    "I'll take it," said the city boy.
    "You will also need a hard working animal to help you with the chores, so I'll sell you this ass, or mule."
    The city-boy agreed.
    "The mule might give you problems being stubborn 'n all and lie down on you," informed the farmer. "If you scratch his belly really good, he'll get up."
    As the city-boy is heading home, a beautiful girl is approaching. All of a sudden, the mule lies down and refuses to move. The girl hurries over and asks if she can help.
    "Yeah," exclaimed the city-boy, "You can grab my c0ck & pullet while I reach around and scratch my ass.

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