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    Coming back from another recent EC summit in Rome, various European leaders were forced to take the train due to a strike by Swiss ATC controllers; sitting together in the same compartment, travelling through the Swiss Alps, were Sarkozy, Cameron, Merkel and the young and very attractive female Irish foreign minister.The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, Sarkozy has a bright red, hand print on his cheek. No one speaks, everyone is extremely shocked and embarrassed.

    Angela Merkel thinks: Sarkozy, not able to control himself, must have groped the Irish girl in the dark, and she slapped his cheek.

    The Irish girl thinks: Sarkozy, not able to control himself, must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled Merkel and she slapped his cheek.






    Sarkozy thinks: Why me? That perfidious Cameron must have groped the Irish girl in the dark knowing that I'd get the blame for it and she slapped me...the English *******.
    And Cameron thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack that little French **** again.
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    I was curious so i went on the internet... and i found this:

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    [ame="http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=Irish+foreign+minister&hl=en&safe=off&cli ent=safari&rls=en&prmd=imvns&source=lnms&tbm=isch& ei=lIxDT4WSLcfA0QXi56GPDw&sa=X&oi=mode_link&ct=mod e&cd=2&ved=0CBYQ_AUoAQ&biw=1727&bih=1080#hl=en&saf e=off&client=safari&rls=en&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=irish+f oreign+minister&pbx=1&oq=irish+foreign+minister&aq =f&aqi=g2g-m1&aql=&gs_sm=3&gs_upl=21214l21214l2l21383l1l1l0l0 l0l0l45l45l1l1l0&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.,cf.os b&fp=4d3e3fc67fc6bb9b&biw=1727&bih=1080"]Irish foreign minister - Google Search[/ame]

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    I was curious so i went on the internet... and i found this:

    (disappointingly)

    [ame="http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=Irish+foreign+minister&hl=en&safe=off&cli ent=safari&rls=en&prmd=imvns&source=lnms&tbm=isch& ei=lIxDT4WSLcfA0QXi56GPDw&sa=X&oi=mode_link&ct=mod e&cd=2&ved=0CBYQ_AUoAQ&biw=1727&bih=1080#hl=en&saf e=off&client=safari&rls=en&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=irish+f oreign+minister&pbx=1&oq=irish+foreign+minister&aq =f&aqi=g2g-m1&aql=&gs_sm=3&gs_upl=21214l21214l2l21383l1l1l0l0 l0l0l45l45l1l1l0&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.,cf.os b&fp=4d3e3fc67fc6bb9b&biw=1727&bih=1080"]Irish foreign minister - Google Search[/ame]

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