Me and me mrs went to A local fair every year, and every year I would say,
" I'd love to ride in that helicopter".
The mrs always replied," I know but that helicopter ride is £50 and £50 and is £50 ".
One year me and the mrs went to the fair, and I said" Look love I'm getting old now and If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance".
The mrs replied" I have told you time and ...time again that helicopter is £50 and £50 is £50".
The pilot over heard the us and said," folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride in the helicopter. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say a word I won't charge you! But if you say one word, it's £50 hows that ?".
Well we agreed and up we went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did all his dare devil tricks over and over again, but still not a single word.
When we landed, the pilot turned to me and said" by golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed !"
well I replied, " I was going to say something when the mrs fell out, but £50 is £50".