A Blonde's Year in Review
Took new scarf back to store because it was too
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.
won't fit in typewriter!
Got really excited--finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months; box said "2-4 years!"
Trapped on escalator for hours; power went out!
Tried to make Kool-Aid; wrong instructions; 8
cups of water won't fit into those little packets!
Tried to go water skiing; couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Lost breast stroke swimming competition; learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!
Got locked out of my convertible in rain storm; car swamped because top was open.
The capital of California is "C". Isn't it?
Hate M &M's; they are so hard to peel!
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days. Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!
Couldn't call 911. Duh! There's no "eleven" button on the stupid
What a year !!