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    A Blonde's Year in Review


    January

    Took new scarf back to store because it was too
    tight.


    February

    Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.

    Helloo! Bottles
    won't fit in typewriter!

    March

    Got really excited--finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months; box said "2-4 years!"

    April

    Trapped on escalator for hours; power went out!

    May


    Tried to make Kool-Aid; wrong instructions; 8
    cups of water won't fit into those little packets!

    June

    Tried to go water skiing; couldn't find a lake with a slope.


    July


    Lost breast stroke swimming competition; learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!

    August

    Got locked out of my convertible in rain storm; car swamped because top was open.

    September

    The capital of California is "C". Isn't it?


    October

    Hate M &M's; they are so hard to peel!

    November

    Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days. Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!

    December


    Couldn't call 911. Duh! There's no "eleven" button on the stupid
    phone!






    What a year !!


    Driving vauxhall,s for 30 + years
    and still loving it

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    lol known a few blonds like that over the years

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    Ha ha love it

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    Nice ones Bob, I think they Bear on the roof was the best
    3.2 v6 Signum and loving it

    http://www.freewebs.com/johnsdutton/

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    Lol..

    Blonde walks into a pizza shop and asks for a 12" pepperoni pizza"

    Owner asks if she wants that cut into 6 or 12 pieces, blonde replys..

    "Ohh just 6, don't think I could eat 12!"

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