An old farmer

[bobssignum]

An old farmer went to town to see a movie. As he was purchasing his ticket the ticket agent asked, "What's that on your shoulder sir?"

The old farmer responded, "That's my pet rooster Chucky, and wherever I go Chucky goes."

"I'm sorry sir,' said the ticket agent, 'but we don't allow animals in the theater."

The old farmer went around the corner and stuffed Chucky down the front of his overalls, then returned to the booth, bought a ticket and entered the theater. He sat next to two old widows named Marge and Mildred. After the movie started Chucky began to squirm so the old farmer unbuttoned his fly so Chucky could stick his head out to watch the movie.

Shortly thereafter Mildred whispered, "Marge."

"What?" said Marge.

"I think the guy sitting next to us is a pervert."

"What makes you think so?" askes Marge.

"He undid his pants and his thing is hanging out," whispered Mildred.

"Well, don't worry about it Mildred, at our age we've seen 'em all"

"I thought so too,' said Mildred, 'but this one's been eatin' my popcorn!!!"

[spoons]

lol

[bigboynigs]