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    Default McFast and McFurious

    Extracts from the Fast and Furious movie with a twist. Now who on this site can you see using a line or two from this list?!?!

    I live my life a quarter pounder at a time. And for those 5000 calories or more, I'm free

    I need FRIIIIIIESSSSSS! 2 of them, the big ones. Oh, and I need them tonight!!

    You're lucky the double shot of bbq sauce didn't blow a seam on your nugget box!!!

    Dom: Whoa! There she is, 2 pounds of pure MickeyD's beef. My dad ate it in 9.9 seconds. There was so much special sauce, the juices actually dripped onto his chin coming off the line.
    Bryan: What's your time?
    Dom: I haven't tasted her. She scares the **** outta me.

    My grill topped out at 140 degrees, I need more charcoal, 2 bags, the big ones

    So what're you eatin?!
    Oh you gonna make me look under the bun and find out?? You're brave.

    It's not how you stand by your burger, it's how you EAT your burger.

    Bull sh*t *** hole! no one likes the McTuna sandwhich around here!

    You almost had me?...you never had me, you never had your burger. your
    granny-biting, not chomping like you should!!!

    Now me and Ronald McDonald here are gonna have to rip open the counter, and replace the ONION RINGS YOU FRIED.

    You know you owe me a 10 pack of nuggets. ooh. Ouch!

    Don't do it! I'll bet he's got at least a triple cheeseburger under that bun!

    When you gonna give me a shot at that double quarter pounder of yours?

    Torretto's got ketchup in his veins and an all beef patty for a brain.

    They opened my bag. Disrespected my fries. All becuase someone narked me out! AND YOU KNOW WHAT!! IT WAS RONALD!!!

    Bryan - "Welcome to Mcdonald's, may I take your order?"
    Hector - "Yeah, I made a list. I want 3 of everything."

    Check it out it's like this. If I lose, the winner takes my happy meal. But If I win, I take the burger AND the TOY. To some people thats more important.

    You get these Fries whether you win or lose , but if you win you get bbq sauce too

    A big mac, fries, a strawberry shake and a stand alone quarter pounder, not a bad way to spend ten dollars

    the name's McRib - got another one as well, but I can't pronounce it

    Ask and fat bloke, any real fat bloke, and he'll tell you it dont matter if you eat a big mac whole, or take several bites, eating's, eating.

    I thought if i got in your good graces you might let me keep my big mac

    Nice big mac, how much is the retail on one of them?

    You can have any burger you want, as long as its a big-mac

    From now on get a doublecheeseburger and fries for 2.95 faggit (didnt have to change that one, LOL)

    You can't eat a big mac with the cover on it.

    You break her bigmac and I'll break your neck!

    Jesse: see - if we add a double cheeseburger - that could save you 2lbs and give you better traction on the burger. And this is what it pretty much could taste like...
    Brian: whoa - you shoulda been at McDonalds or something.
    Jesse: I always had this problem with food - it called YFB...?
    Brian: You Fat b*****d?
    Jesse: that's it. i could always handle a large fries but any other subject.....

    This is burger-flipper Brian - MacDonalds store 135 - we have one traumatised BigMac - bite wound to the left side, multiple abrasions to the bun. Need immediate pickle and relish

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    Excellent, like this one the most
    "Check it out it's like this. If I lose, the winner takes my happy meal. But If I win, I take the burger AND the TOY. To some people thats more important"

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