Went to get a pizza last night

[dannyjpuk]

As above finished work fancied a pizza so goes to the take away orderd my pizzas he said 20 mins I said no problem i will sit in the car , 20mins later goes in he said 5 mins I said no worries anyway whilst I was waiting 3 lads come in probs about 16 17 in there radgie jackets caps on track suite tucked into there socks LOOKED COOL AS .... Erm not anyway

there was afew birds outside anyway this lad says Pizza ermmm 12 "" ahh erm dohh CHIPS and a can no a bottle no a can ov Coke no please or thank you just mumbled couldn't speak like a human being he thought he was cool as infront ov his mates the bloke goes ahh 25 mins for your pizza anyway hes mate comes in and he goes f@@@@@king 25 mins like how for wore pizza I was just like wtf anyway I had my uniform on ans i could see them eyeing me up little scroats god what's happened to the next generation

[paddyvectra]

you a squaddie danny?


Scroats is a proper reggie term lol

[6009tristanb]

thats how my daughter has started talking starts off i can just about hear her and then every other word is ermm then its "no wait" by the end of the sentence i carnt even hear her its a little mumbels it winds me up and i get her to repeat her self over and over untill she says it properally
i think its a sign we are getting old tbh

[John LE]

25 minutes for a pizza! I'd be ****ed too.

Up here you can get a pizza delivered within 25 minutes

[CH-VECTRA-ELITE]

My daughter is only 3 god knows what they'll be talking like in 10-15 years

[dannyjpuk]

you a squaddie danny?


Scroats is a proper reggie term lol

No mate CCTV operator control room superviser , looked like a copper lol
Now I can see why old people are scared to go out when it's dark

[HITFACTORY1403]

My daughter is only 3 god knows what they'll be talking like in 10-15 years

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and don't forget the new generation of kids growing into adults ,

with bent thumb - itis ,

from texting .

[dannyjpuk]

Is it me or is the next generation getting taller too!!

[benholden2010]

Its the jeremy kyle generation, 'ere mateeee' and 'now kiddd' is what they all talk like around here! does my ****ing head in

Had a similar experience the other week in a pizza shop, pulled up outisde to be met by a bunch of 15-16 year olds saying 'giz a go of ya car mateeee', 'sounds mint that mateeee'

by the time i'd left the pizza shop two of them were fighting with each other and two were trying to take a 50cc scooter of this lad! i'm only 22 and never behaved like that wen i was that age! shocking if you ask me

[gtr1000]

Is it me or is the next generation getting taller too!!

Depends how old you are Danny . At my age, every generation seems to get taller .