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    A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after-life at all.
    After a long life together, the husband was the first to die.

    True to his word, he made the first contact:
    "Judy............Judy"

    "Is that you, George?"

    "Yes, I've come back like we agreed."

    "That's wonderful! What's it like?"

    "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then I pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again........Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much-needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again"

    "Oh, George...are you in Heaven?"

    "No...........I'm a Rabbit in Kansas."
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