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    A blonde gets home from work early & hears strange noises
    coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs only to find her husband
    naked lying on the bed, sweating and panting.. 'What's up?' She asks.
    'I think I'm having a heart attack,' - cries the husband.. The
    blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she's
    dialling, her four-year-old son comes up And says, "Mommy Mommy
    Aunty Shirley is hiding in the wardrobe & she has no clothes on" The
    blonde slams the phone down and storms back upstairs into the bedroom
    right past her husband.. Rips open the wardrobe door and sure enough,
    there is her sister, totally naked and cowering on the floor. 'You
    rotten *****', she screams.
    'My husband's having a heart attack, and you're running around naked
    playing hide and seek with the kids!!'.
    Driving vauxhall,s for 30 + years
    and still loving it

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    Fpmsl

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    made me laugh .

    the vectra has gone , but not far away so ill still see it form time to time

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    Not bad, lol.

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    A VERY old Chubby Brown joke, circa 1988

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