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    Default Drunk, alone, watching boybands..........

    WOOOHOOOO

    well I believe its a Thursday and due to me having a "Career break", I got up early to walk the dog and went on a Scooby adventure through the forrest for a few hours. Then when i got home I realised that there is nothing to do as the weather is gash and the wife is at work.

    So...................... I did what any self respecting person would do. Went to the Spar and bought wine. I have made a huge pot of home made chili and it smells ****ing minted. But now that all the house work is done and the dog has collapsed on her bed im bored. The postman just knocked with my new flat blades and a model Zafira VXR, but other than that nae goss. Altho the wifey across the road keeps getting changed at her winday an she kens i can see her! Yak. So watching VH1, "Boyband Crush".

    Im now almost finished a bottle of red.......................... I need help eh



    anyhoo what are all of you up too? anything fun?

    Hugggles

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    Just had my hair cut which included a head massage whilst sat in a back massaging chair for £42

    Oh the luxury

    Fed up today though, its that mid Feb crappy cold feeling day for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vectralicker View Post
    WOOOHOOOO

    well I believe its a Thursday and due to me having a "Career break", I got up early to walk the dog and went on a Scooby adventure through the forrest for a few hours. Then when i got home I realised that there is nothing to do as the weather is gash and the wife is at work.

    So...................... I did what any self respecting person would do. Went to the Spar and bought wine. I have made a huge pot of home made chili and it smells ****ing minted. But now that all the house work is done and the dog has collapsed on her bed im bored. The postman just knocked with my new flat blades and a model Zafira VXR, but other than that nae goss. Altho the wifey across the road keeps getting changed at her winday an she kens i can see her! Yak. So watching VH1, "Boyband Crush".

    Im now almost finished a bottle of red.......................... I need help eh



    anyhoo what are all of you up too? anything fun?

    Hugggles
    get some pics up here of said wifey at window.

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    i am stuck at work sadly, although tbh i would rather be here than watching boy bands!

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    aw son! (hugs) at least you have a lovely car
    why dont you get drunk too!

    it is proer freezin like, no kiddin. but i ain t going back oot in that, the dug can ****e under the stairs!

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    Quote Originally Posted by peelmeister View Post
    get some pics up here of said wifey at window.

    you do not
    and i QUOTE, do not want to see said wifey
    even as a big cusion fluffer, i can appreciate the female form..... and it shouldnt be shaped like a Morphy Richards Kettle......

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    Quote Originally Posted by J P S View Post
    i am stuck at work sadly, although tbh i would rather be here than watching boy bands!

    Lies
    ive seen your album of Hanson in the back seat ......

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    Quote Originally Posted by spoons View Post
    Just had my hair cut which included a head massage whilst sat in a back massaging chair for £42

    Oh the luxury

    Fed up today though, its that mid Feb crappy cold feeling day for me.

    £42 for a haircut ...............

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    Quote Originally Posted by peelmeister View Post
    get some pics up here of said wifey at window.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ben_ View Post
    £42 for a haircut ...............

    aye but it came with a happy ending!

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