four jamaicans were sat round a camp fire near the beach. they were all philosophising on what was the fastest thing in the world.

seymour said 'me tink de fasses ting is a thought, because before u can tink it ,it already thought.'

winston said ' nah man, da fasses ting is a blink, cos before u tink to blink you dun blink already.'

delroy said ' no man, da fasses ting is helectricity becas when u turn on de light it travel fass and de lite come on.'

leroy says 'nah man, u is aaaaalll wrong man ! , i know dat for a fact dat de fasses ting in de world is diarrheo, cos las nite before i could tink, blink, or switch de lite on, me **** me sen '!!!!!!!!