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    Elaine loves to charge around the nursing home in her , taking corners on one wheel and getting up to a maximum speed on the long corridors.

    Everybody tolerates each other, and some of the men have actually been known to join in.

    The other day, Elaine was speeding up a corridor when a door opened and Mad Mike stepped out of his room with his arm outstretched, "STOP!" he said in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?"

    Elaine fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him. "OK" he said, and away Elaine sped down the hall.

    As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird William popped out in front of her and shouted, "STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?"

    Elaine dug into her handbag, pulled out a beer coaster and held it up to him. William nodded and said, "Carry on, maam."

    As Elaine neared the final corridor before the front door, Bonkers Brian stepped out in front of her, stark naked, holding a very sizeable erection in his hand.

    "Oh, no!" said Elaine, "Not the Breathalyzer again!"

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    Excellent mate

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    Hahaha Lmao at that

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