An early morning joke to brighten up ya day

[peelmeister]

Americans Jeff & Jim are Siamese twins joined at the hip.
They walk into a bar in New York & order a couple of beers.
Barman serves them and asks "You guys been on vacation yet?"
"We're off to England next week" says Jeff "We go every year."
Barman says "England's great; the culture, history, the Queen. "
Jeff replies "We don't go for that s**t, it's the only chance Jim gets to drive the f*****g car"

[marc vectra sri]

Haha that's good lol

[Al 22 dti]

hahahahahaha beauty

[Rebellion]

I don't get it.... they could have gone to Ireland or Japan instead.