I saw a job advertised as a fanny waxers assistant. Job includes removing ladies knickers, prepare fanny for waxing and rub oil in after waxing. When i asked at the job centre they said i had to go to Cornwall. I said why, is that where the job is?No they said thats where the back of the ****ing queue is
Little Johnny hears a noise and peeps into his parents room to check it out? He finds his mum bent over the dresser and dad going at it like crazy, his dad sees Johnny and winks at him. Afterwards Dad goes to check on Jonny. He finds grandma bent over the dresser and Johnny going at it from behind? His dad yells "What the hell are you doing?" johnny winks back and replies "Not so ****ing funny when it's your mum is it?
My wife was devastated when her PIP breast implant ruptured, leaking industrial grade silicone..... However, now she's had her nipple pierced, we've been able to seal around the bath, kitchen sink and toilet cistern...!!