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    Wife was in hospital after surgery to tighten up her ****** (4 kids, things had got a bit loose). I was there when she came round from the anaesthetic.
    She saw the three red roses by her bedside."Who are they from?" she asked.
    I told her, "The first is from me to say I love you and I'm looking forward to better s*x now that things are a bit tighter down there. The second is from the surgeon to thank you for being a model patient. And the third is from wee Eric in the Burns Ward to thank you for the new ears."

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    Brilliant lmfao!.
    Driving vauxhall,s for 30 + years
    and still loving it

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    Ha ha too funny

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    thats brill
    VXR IS FOR LIFE NOT JUST FOR THRILLS !



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    I think i Used to date your wife....

    Brilliant

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    got his own pair of ear MUFFs now! lol

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    Nice one!!

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    Lmao

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