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    Two Aussies, Frank and Steve, were adrift in a lifeboat. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Frank stumbled across an old lamp

    He rubbed the lamp vigorously and a genie came forth.






    This genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three.






    Without giving much thought to the matter, Frank blurted out, "Turn the entire ocean into beer. Make that XXXX Bitter !"






    The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the sea turned into the hard-earned thirst quencher. The genie vanished.






    Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances.

    Steve looked disgustedly at Frank whose wish had been granted.







    After a long, tension-filled moment Steve said, "Nice going Frank ! Now we're going to have to p**s in the boat."
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    Lmfao!!

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    excellent!!!

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