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    Mothers always know best........

    A young man called Paul invited his mother for dinner. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome Paul’s flatmate Simon was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this only made her more curious.

    Over the course of the evening while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Paul and his flatmate than met the eye. Reading his mums thoughts, Paul volunteered “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Simon & I are just flatmates.”

    About a week later, Simon came to Paul saying, “Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the frying pan, you don’t suppose she took it do you?” “Well I doubt it, but I’ll email her just to be sure” said Paul. He sat down and wrote:

    DEAR MOTHER,
    I’M NOT SAYING THAT YOU “DID” TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY HOUSE, I’M NOT SAYING THAT YOU “DID NOT” TAKE THE FRYING PAN, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER.

    LOVE PAUL

    Several days later, Paul received an email from his mother that read:

    DEAR SON,
    I’M NOT SAYING THAT YOU “DO” SLEEP WITH SIMON, AND I’M NOT SAYING THAT YOU “DO NOT” SLEEP WITH SIMON, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF HE WAS SLEEPING IN HIS OWN BED, HE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE F**KING FRYING PAN BY NOW.

    LOVE MUM

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    ROFL Good one that Alex.

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    Heard something similar before, but with a girl as the partner, and a ring as the object and grandmother as the perpetrator.

    god, I am sad for posting this...........

    Shoot me please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ste View Post
    Shoot me please.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Ste View Post
    Shoot me please.

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    lol

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    Very good.

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    I like that

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