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    Spare a thought for Michael O'Leary, Chief Executive of'Ryanair'.



    Arriving in a hotel in Dublin , he went to the bar & asked fora pint of draught Guinness.



    The barman nodded and said, "That will be €1 please, Mr.O'Leary."



    Somewhat taken aback, O'Leary replied, "That's verycheap,"& handed over his money.



    "Well, we try to stay ahead of the competition", said thebarman.



    "But you don't seem to have a glass, so you'll need one ofours. That will be another €3."



    O'Leary grimaced, but paid up. He took his drink and walkedtowards a seat.



    "Oh, so you want to sit down?" said the barman. "That'sanother€2 -



    Oh, and actually, I see that you didn't pre-book the seat, soin fact it will be another €4."



    O'Leary swore to himself, but paid up.



    "I see that you want to bring that laptop with you" addedthe barman. "And since that wasn't pre-booked either, that



    will be another €3."



    O'Leary was so ****ed off that he walked back to the bar,slammed his drink on the counter and yelled, "This is a



    rip-off, I want to speak to the manager".



    "You can only contact him by email", said the barman. "Andby the way, that will be €2 for use of the counter. And



    unless you are going to wash the glass yourself, that will beanother€3. And it would be €3 to use the washroom. Make



    sure you tidy up all the area before you leave."
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