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    Default Eastenders Christmas Jokes = Oh No

    EASTENDERS XMAS JOKES = Oh No
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    Q: Who does Yusef work for during Christmas?
    A: The National Elf Service

    ... Q: What is Bianca's favourite Christmas Carol?
    A: Her mum in a Santa hat.

    Q: What did Tiffany get after eating all the Christmas decorations?
    A: Tinselitus

    Knock Knock.
    Who's there?
    O' Kim.
    O' Kim who?
    O' Kim All Ye Faithful!

    Q: What is Jack Branning's favourite festive bank holiday?
    A: Boxing Day

    Q: Why is Walford just like the planet Jupiter?
    A: Because it's got loads of Moons!

    Q: What are Mandy's favourite crisps?
    A: Salter Vinegar

    Knock Knock.
    Who's there?
    Abi
    Abi who?
    Abi New Year!

    Q: Where does Mo get all her dodgy Christmas presents from?
    A: Fat Elves

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    just kidding

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    Quote Originally Posted by nicj View Post
    just kidding
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    Were they that bad = l.o.l. =

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    YES!!!!!!!pmsl



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    I hope you get a new joke book for christmas bud - thats all im saying lol!!!

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    How do you delete a double post ? Thanks

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    My inspirations are

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    Quote Originally Posted by daddyjay View Post
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