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    A married couple had been out shopping for most of the afternoon.

    Suddenly, the wife realised that her husband had "disappeared".

    The somewhat irate spouse called her husbands mobile phone and demanded: "Where the hell are you?"

    Husband: "Darling, you remember that Jewellery shop where you saw the diamond necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn't have money that time and said, 'Baby, it'll be yours one day'?"


    Wife, with a smile, blushing: "Yes I remember that, my love."



    Husband: "Well, I'm in the Pub next to that shop."
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    hahahaha


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    Lol. When we shop it's usually Wendy disappears, sure she has a personal cloaking device.

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