How to cook a turkey

**nicj** · 16th December 2011, 02:20

how to cook a turkey: 1st buy the turkey & a bottle of vodka. Pour yourself a glass of vodka & put the turkey in the oven. take another 2 drinks of vodka & set the oven at 375...have 3 more vodkas & turn the oven on. Take 4 vods of drinky & turk the bastey. Stick a turkey in the thermometer & glass yourself a pour of vodka. Bake the vodka for 4 hours, take the oven out of the turkey, & floor the turkey up off the pick. Pour yourself another glass of turkey. Now just tet the sable & turk the carvey

**madman** · 16th December 2011, 07:45

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQ_gnL-rS7o&feature=youtube_gdata_player"]Angelos Epithemiou's Christmas Dinner - YouTube[/ame]

Or follow angelos's method......