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    Default A sparrow

    Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to
    fly south for the winter. However, soon after the weather turned cold,
    the sparrow changed his mind and reluctantly started to fly south.
    After a short time, ice began to form his on his wings and he fell to
    earth in a barnyard almost frozen. A cow passed by and crapped on this
    little bird and the sparrow thought it was the end, but the manure
    warmed him and defrosted his wings. Warm and happy the little sparrow
    began to sing. Just then, a large Tom cat came by and hearing the
    chirping investigated the sounds. As Old Tom cleared away the manure,
    he found the chirping bird and promptly ate him.

    There are three morals to this story:

    (1) Everyone who ****s on you is not necessarily your enemy.
    (2) Everyone who gets you out of **** is not necessarily your friend.
    (3) If you are warm and happy in a pile of ****, keep your mouth shut.

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    Lol

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    There is another moral to this story

    4) By not conforming you will be **** on and eaten. So avoid the ****, stay alive and enjoy the warm southern sunshine instead. Fly EasyJet, sponsored by MasterCard.
    Last edited by spoons; 1st December 2011 at 11:05.

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