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    A nurse was on duty in the A&E when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered. It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for an immediate operation. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that read, 'Keep off the grass.' Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which said
    'Sorry, had to mow the lawn.'


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    Haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by mattv6diesel View Post
    Haha
    I still laugh when I read this

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    sorry don't get it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gazza4 View Post
    sorry don't get it.
    Quote Originally Posted by tanya_baby View Post
    A nurse was on duty in the A&E when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered. It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for an immediate operation. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that read, 'Keep off the grass.' Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which said
    'Sorry, had to mow the lawn.'


    Read the lined bits

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    Quote Originally Posted by tanya_baby View Post
    Read the lined bits
    what are ye gettin' at?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gazza4 View Post
    what are ye gettin' at?
    ok. read it again. patient has apendisitis. her pubes are dyed green. a tattoo above them says "keep off the grass". the surgeon has to shave them to operate, so places a note there that he had to mow the lawn

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    Quote Originally Posted by tanya_baby View Post
    ok. read it again. patient has apendisitis. her pubes are dyed green. a tattoo above them says "keep off the grass". the surgeon has to shave them to operate, so places a note there that he had to mow the lawn
    nope no gettin it. joking
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gazza4 View Post
    nope no gettin it. joking

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    gotcha
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