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    Jan, Sue and Mary haven't seen each other since leaving School. They
    rediscover each other via a reunion website and arrange to meet for
    lunch in a wine bar.

    Jan arrives first, wearing a beige Versace dress. She orders a bottle of
    Pinot Grigio. Sue arrives shortly afterward, wearing a grey Chanel
    number. After the initial hugs and kisses she joins Jan in a glass of
    wine. Then Mary walks in, wearing a faded old tee-shirt, blue jeans and
    boots. She too shares the wine.

    Jan explains that after leaving school and attending Oxford University,
    she met and married Timothy, with whom she has a beautiful daughter.
    Timothy is a partner in one of London's leading law firms.
    They live in a 4000 sq ft apartment on Park Lane, where Susanna, the
    daughter, attends drama school. They have a second home in Portugal.

    Sue relates that she graduated from Cambridge University, studied to
    become a doctor and became a surgeon. Her husband, Clive, is a leading
    financial investment banker in the City. They live in the Surrey
    stockbroker belt and have a second home in Italy.

    Mary explains that after she left school at 17 she ran off with her
    boyfriend Mark. They run a tropical bird park in Essex and grow their
    own vegetables. Mark can stand five parrots, side by side, on his erect
    *****.

    Halfway down the third bottle of wine and several hours later, Jan
    blurts out that her husband is really a cashier at Tesco's. They live in
    a small apartment in Bromley and have a caravan parked on the front
    drive.

    Sue, chastened and encouraged by her old friend's honesty, explains that
    she and Clive are both nursing care assistants in an old peoples home.
    They live in Peckham and take camping holidays in Kent.

    Mary admits that the fifth parrot has to stand on one leg.
    Driving vauxhall,s for 30 + years
    and still loving it

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