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    on saturday the wife went out shopping with a few friends and one girl left her Golf sitting in the driveway... It looked like it hadnt been washed for months.

    so out of the goodness of me heart i took in and washed it.. I noticed a few scrapes here and there and and a dent in the back where she had reversed into a wall and the front PS bumper had been hit and was hanging off. so out came the polisher, sorted most of the scrapes, re attached the front bumper, put on a coat of polish and wax, cleaned the wheel, glass, etc. had the car sitting looking like new... apart from the dent in the back

    so when she came back she jumped straight into the car and drove off, didn't even notice lol

    it is well i wasn't expecting a reaction

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    Would be a total slap in the face if you find out she had traded it in on Monday.
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    ha ha no way! Have you told your missus or her friend yet that you did all that?

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    Ah but did you clean the wheels , 90% of people would not notice that there car has been cleaned but nearly everybody notices that the wheels have been cleaned . 1st trick of every second hand car salesman .
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    To most women a car is just a car
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    True - my missus said to me the other day "I just saw a lovely car in Tesco's car park"... I said "ok, what sort was it?".... to which she replied "... a black one.." LOL :-D

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    That's about right lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by chrisvectra View Post
    To most women a car is just a car
    True, but I've rubbed off on my 85 year old gran, she has a keen eye and knows when the car has been done. Pretty sure she would do it herself if she was able. She's class, has a Corsa SXi 1.3CDTi 90 with Cruise and Climate and trip computer. have a gunmetal grey V grille to fit to her car, havent had time to take the standrard one off yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eeyore View Post
    True - my missus said to me the other day "I just saw a lovely car in Tesco's car park"... I said "ok, what sort was it?".... to which she replied "... a black one.." LOL :-D
    thats similiar to what my missus said to the coppers when someone **** reversed into her at lights then drove off. i believe the exact term was 'i think it was new, it was a shiny black one'

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    wheels were spotless and tyres got blacken too !

    I never mentioned it to see if she ever did

    As it turns out wife has just had a text to ask if my elderly neighbor washed the car as he was out washing his as she left and joked with him about washing it

    Believe me when i say it was not difficult to notice the car had been washed... it was brown before i started with bits of straw sticking to the caked mud on the side of it

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