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    A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, the wife
    promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house
    adjacent to the course.

    The husband cringed, 'I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up
    there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going
    to cost us.'

    So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice
    said, 'Come on in.'

    When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all
    over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the
    pieces of window glass.

    A man reclining on the couch asked, 'Are you the people that broke my
    window?'
    'Uh...yeah! , sir. We're sure sorry about that,' the husband replied.

    'Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you.. You see, I'm
    a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now
    that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you
    each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for my self.'

    Wow, that's great!' the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted
    out, 'I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life.'

    'No problem,' said the genie 'You've got it, it's the least I can do. And
    I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!'

    'And now you, young lady, what do you want?' the genie asked.

    'I'd like to own a gorgeous home in every country in the world complete with
    servants,' she said.

    'Consider it done,' the genie said. 'And your homes will always be safe
    from fire, burglary and natural disasters!'

    'And now,' the couple asked in unison, 'what's your wish, genie?'

    'Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, and haven't been with a woman
    in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife.'

    The husband looked at his wife and said, 'Gee, honey, you know we both now
    have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?'

    She mulled it over for a few moments and said, 'You know, you're right.
    Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you,
    honey?'

    You know I love you sweetheart,' said the husband. I'd do the same for
    you!'

    So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the
    afternoon enjoying each other.

    The genie was insatiable. After about three hours of non-stop sex,
    the genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, How old
    are you and your husband?'

    'Why, we're both 35,' she responded breathlessly.

    'No Kidding,' he said.
    'Thirty-five years old and you both still believe in genies?'

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    Ha take it you are busy at work matey lol got another price for u 187 or somet like that that's for ferodo
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    well im at work, wouldnt say i was working though lol.

    What do you think is best fella? I'm thinking mintex

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