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    Default A few short ones

    Paddy was in the delivery room when the midwife handed him a black baby "Is this yours?" she asked.
    "Probably." said Paddy "She burns everything else!"

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    My missus has just gone into hospital with two black eyes and a broken jaw.
    It seems we were on different wavelengths when she said she wanted decking on the patio.


    A biker goes to the doctor with hearing problems.
    "Can you describe the symptoms to me?" asked the doctor.
    "Yes. Homer is a fat yellow lazy bas***d and Marge is a skinny bird with big
    blue hair."


    Whats the difference between Basil Brush and a Terrorist with a rucksack?
    The Terrorist with a rucksack only goes "Boom" once.



    They reckon that Beer contains female hormones and I think they are right.
    After 8 pints I talk s**t and can't drive!

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    that last one is great

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