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    Nymphomaniac.

    A man boarded an aircraft at Londons Heathow airport for New York, and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realised she was heading straight toward his seat and bingo - she took the seat right beside him. "Hello", he blurted out, business trip or vacation? She turned smiled encantingly and said, "business I am going to the annual nymphomaniac convention in the United States." He swallowed hard. She was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked " what's your business role at this convention?" " Lecturer," she responded. " I use my experience to debunk some popular myths about sexally.." Really he smiled, "what myths are those?" "Well", she explained," one myth is that African-Amercain men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Nativ American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek descent. We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are the Irish." Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. " I' am sorry", she said " I really shouln't be disscussing this you, I don't even know your name! " Tonto", the man said. " Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call my Paddy.
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    I like that one lol!
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    Lmao!!!!!

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