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    The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

    As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as “Euro-English”.

    In the first year, “s” will replace the soft “c”. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard “c” will be dropped in favour of “k”. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
    There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome “ph” will be replaced with “f”. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

    In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

    Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

    Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent “e” in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

    By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th” with “z” and “w” with “v”.

    During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary “o” kan be dropd from vords kontaining “ou” and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

    Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

    Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

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    I hav past zis on und it is gut

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    ya, very funi!! Haf sen it befor zo. Vas it only me or did yu start reading it in a German aksent to?

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    Quote Originally Posted by insignia28 View Post
    ya, very funi!! Haf sen it befor zo. Vas it only me or did yu start reading it in a German aksent to?

    Lol, got to admit, I started putting the german accent in. Would be hilarious to hear John Cleese read it out loud.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grumpy1954 View Post
    Lol, got to admit, I started putting the german accent in. Would be hilarious to hear John Cleese read it out loud.
    Aw id die laughing!!! have him as my Nav voice and the improv's are funny,
    "You have reached your destination. You may get out now, but I am not going to help you wit your bags, you're on your own"
    "After 800m, or what I'd call half a mile, but we have to say metres because of that little b*****d Napolean...."

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