A guy sat down at a bar and ordered a beer.
The bartender fill his mug and slid it down the bar.
Whil sliding down the bar, the mug hit a blond woman's boobs and splased all over them...
The bartender went over and retrieved the mug and licked the beer off here boobs.
Each time the guy called for another beer this happened.
After the third beer, the guy decided to help the bartender out.
The next time the bartender hit her boobs, the man jumped up and started to lick them, she decked him.
He was laying on the floor moaning, ' jeez lady...
Why'd you let the bartender lick your boobs, but not me?'
'Duh,' said the blond, ' he has a licker license!'