Just some thoughts

**bobssignum** · 3rd October 2011, 16:31

Some thoughts for the evening.......

Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

Why do we send cargo by ship, and shipments by car?

Why call it a building if it's already been built?

Why do kamikazee pilots wear helmets?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Does 'virgin wool' come from sheep the shepherd hasn't caught yet?

Why do you need a NARROW boat on the Norfolk BROADS?

If you smeared butter on a cats back and threw it in the air, would it still land on its feet?

**john506** · 3rd October 2011, 16:36

The only one I can experiment and shed some light on is the last one

**Matt 329** · 8th October 2011, 21:41

Ah the anti-gravity cat........

**peelmeister** · 8th October 2011, 21:48

And not forgetting 6 out of 7 dwarves arnt happy!

**Aidi** · 8th October 2011, 21:49

Some good ones there....

One which has always bemused me is why where a Dr works is called a Practice!

**HITFACTORY1403** · 9th October 2011, 01:51

Who came third in World War II ?

Which one’s which in The Corrs ?

Does God ever get it wrong ?

Did Sooty sleep with Sue ?

What are the holes in biros for ?

Why is Christmas day so long ?

Do you think that Adam fancied Eve ?

**crispy007** · 9th October 2011, 10:15

Captain of the titanic Wheres all that water coming from

King Harold watch what your doing with that bow and arrow you will have someones eye out with it

**fingers66** · 9th October 2011, 10:31

Originally Posted by HITFACTORY1403

Who came third in World War II ?

Which one’s which in The Corrs ?

Does God ever get it wrong ?

Did Sooty sleep with Sue ?

What are the holes in biros for ?

Why is Christmas day so long ?

Do you think that Adam fancied Eve ?

Which one’s which in The Corrs ? They know who they are

Does God ever get it wrong ? Dont be silly....theres no God.

Did Sooty sleep with Sue ? .... no ... they are hand puppets.

What are the holes in biros for ? To equalize the pressure inside the pen with the pressure outside the pen

Why is Christmas day so long ? Cos its a boring day

Do you think that Adam fancied Eve. No, Adam was prob gay

And remember this, if you have to ask these questions ..... dont run with sissors.

**HITFACTORY1403** · 9th October 2011, 11:54

Originally Posted by fingers66

Which one’s which in The Corrs ? They know who they are

Does God ever get it wrong ? Dont be silly....theres no God.

Did Sooty sleep with Sue ? .... no ... they are hand puppets.

What are the holes in biros for ? To equalize the pressure inside the pen with the pressure outside the pen

Why is Christmas day so long ? Cos its a boring day

Do you think that Adam fancied Eve. No, Adam was prob gay

And remember this, if you have to ask these questions ..... dont run with sissors.

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and don't argue with stupid people ,

because they beat you on experience ,

and you just come down to their level .

**fingers66** · 9th October 2011, 11:59

Originally Posted by HITFACTORY1403

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and don't argue with stupid people ,

because they beat you on experience ,

and you just come down to their level .