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    Some thoughts for the evening.......

    Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

    Why do we send cargo by ship, and shipments by car?

    Why call it a building if it's already been built?

    Why do kamikazee pilots wear helmets?

    Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

    Does 'virgin wool' come from sheep the shepherd hasn't caught yet?

    Why do you need a NARROW boat on the Norfolk BROADS?

    If you smeared butter on a cats back and threw it in the air, would it still land on its feet?
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    The only one I can experiment and shed some light on is the last one

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    Ah the anti-gravity cat........

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    And not forgetting 6 out of 7 dwarves arnt happy!

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    Some good ones there....

    One which has always bemused me is why where a Dr works is called a Practice!

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    Who came third in World War II ?

    Which one’s which in The Corrs ?

    Does God ever get it wrong ?

    Did Sooty sleep with Sue ?

    What are the holes in biros for ?

    Why is Christmas day so long ?

    Do you think that Adam fancied Eve ?

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    Captain of the titanic Wheres all that water coming from

    King Harold watch what your doing with that bow and arrow you will have someones eye out with it

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    Quote Originally Posted by HITFACTORY1403 View Post
    Who came third in World War II ?

    Which one’s which in The Corrs ?

    Does God ever get it wrong ?

    Did Sooty sleep with Sue ?

    What are the holes in biros for ?

    Why is Christmas day so long ?

    Do you think that Adam fancied Eve ?



    Which one’s which in The Corrs ? They know who they are

    Does God ever get it wrong ? Dont be silly....theres no God.

    Did Sooty sleep with Sue ? .... no ... they are hand puppets.

    What are the holes in biros for ? To equalize the pressure inside the pen with the pressure outside the pen

    Why is Christmas day so long ? Cos its a boring day

    Do you think that Adam fancied Eve. No, Adam was prob gay


    And remember this, if you have to ask these questions ..... dont run with sissors.



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    Quote Originally Posted by fingers66 View Post
    Which one’s which in The Corrs ? They know who they are

    Does God ever get it wrong ? Dont be silly....theres no God.

    Did Sooty sleep with Sue ? .... no ... they are hand puppets.

    What are the holes in biros for ? To equalize the pressure inside the pen with the pressure outside the pen

    Why is Christmas day so long ? Cos its a boring day

    Do you think that Adam fancied Eve. No, Adam was prob gay


    And remember this, if you have to ask these questions ..... dont run with sissors.


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    and don't argue with stupid people ,

    because they beat you on experience ,

    and you just come down to their level .

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    Quote Originally Posted by HITFACTORY1403 View Post
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    and don't argue with stupid people ,

    because they beat you on experience ,

    and you just come down to their level .


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