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    Default Scouser goes for a job

    A scouser walks into the job centre and approaches the counter.

    I want a job larr he says to the man at the desk.

    Sit down sir i think i have got just the thing for you.

    Go Ed then Larr wor iz it.

    Well sir, we were contacted today by an executive limousine service wanting two drivers, to be on call twenty four hours a day to pick up and collect celebrities from different locations throughout the country, taking them to events, parties etc, and then dropping them back off afterwards, you will as an employee be allowed entry to certain event's depending on the celebrity you are assigned to.

    I must stress though that it is unsocial hours and can be quite a demanding role, however the benefit's are quite rewarding.

    You will recieve a £65.000 salary plus overtime, have exclusive access to your own limousine, which must be kept in your posession at all times.

    How does that sound to you sir/

    Your Bull****ting me larr was the scouser's reply.

    You Fxxxxxg started it cxxt!!!!!!!!

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    Nice
    Now I need a turbo to keep up!

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    am i being blonde here?? I dont get it

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    It's because a scouser actually went in to a job centre and asked for work.

    (All my family are from their ...............................)

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    ah ok,

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    Manchester humour LOL

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