Ireland!!

[insignia28]

IRELAND - HOME SWEET HOME......... The only place where........
• When you were young, you went to bed when Glenroe was over,
• If you die from alcohol poisoning, you're considered a lightweight,
• '**** off' means 'Are you serious?',
• The person that you insult most is probably your best friend,
• Saying 'I will yea' means that you definitely won't,
• "**** it, its grand' means that you couldn't be bothered to finish it properly,
• 'Hes fond of a drink' means he suffers from severe life-threatening alcoholism,
• Saying you're going for a drink means you might not be seen again for 3 days,
• Crisps are called 'Taytos' and fizzy drinks are called 'minerals',
• 'For the craic' is the best reason for doing anything,
• The best cure for a hangover is more drink,
• Nobody can go a day without saying 'Jaysus',
• 'Meeting' has a double meaning,
• Tea is the solution to every problem,
• And water is the solution to every GAA injury,
• "I got stuck behind a tractor' is a perfectly valid reason for being late,
• We eat Tayto sambos for lunch, and ham sandwiches on the way to Croke Park,
• You can insert the name of a gardening tool into any sentence and it still makes sense, e.g. 'I had a rake of drink last night' or "I'll be out in a minute, I'm just shoveling down the dinner',
• Its perfectly acceptable to call your mother 'mammy' even though you are a fully grown adult,
• Saying 'Now we're sucking diesel' means that you are happy with the outcome of the situation,
• Drinking 'tae' is everyone's favourite past time,
• You're scared of the wooden spoon,
• The word 'like' goes in every sentence,
• You can say "Any craic' to a garda/Cop and you won't get arrested,
• 'The dogs' ********' means something brilliant... ))

[big jon]

what about you were sitting in the middle of your dinner! when the door rang!

[insignia28]

very very true!! Usually my great uncle!!!