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    Harry has been poorly for ages, and one night takes a turn for the worse and demands his wife mary get him a priest before he passes away, the priest comes and performs the last rites and then leaves.

    Mary could not bear to see her husband of sixty years like this, and could not sleep, so to occupy her time whilst awaiting the inevitable to come, decides to do some baking.

    As the aromas waft through the air and upwards to where harry is laying, the smell overwhelms him and decides he wants to sample some of marys cakes before he goes, so he drags himself out of bed, and crawls across the bedroom, down the hall then the stairs, and with all his energy he manages to open the kitchen door, where he sees mary crying at the table.

    So he drags his almost lifelss body near her, and raises his bony hand to get himself a cake, and just as he is about to take one, mary slaps his hand and says.

    FxxK off, they are for after the funeral!!!!

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