Homer quote

[Psykadelik]

Operator! Give me the number for 911!

Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow! Well, good night.

I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, 'The Bus That couldn't Slow Down.'

[bobssignum]

Son if you really want something in this life you have to work for it
Now quiet! they,re about to announce the lottery numbers.

Donuts is they,re anything they cant do

Marriage is like a coffin , and each kid is another nail.

[bigboynigs]

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is never try

Just because I don't care doesn't mean i don't understand

Oh so they have the internet on computers now??

If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English

Dad, you,ve done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless

"To start press any key". Where's the ANY key?